Malta er et særligt sted...

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Cooper07/12 2006 13:27

Malta er et særligt sted. Den ene malteser er mere tåbelig end den anden (både på den "de er sgu skønne" og "fuck, hvor dum kan man være" måden)

Her er et par eksempler, som jeg har oplevet de sidste par dage.

Først...vores tlf. ringer....

B: Hello...

Malteser: Hello, who is this?

B: This is Benjamin

Malteser: No, not Benjamin who is this?

B: THIS is Benjamin

Malteser: No, this is not Benjamin

B: YES I AM Benjamin

Malteser: Oh, you are Benjamin wrong number then...dut dut dut

I går..

Dør tlf. ringer...

B: Hello...

Ingen svar

B: går ud på altanen og kigger ned, der står en maltesisk taxachauffør:

Taxa: You ordered taxi?

B: No, not me

Taxa: Yes, you...penthouse

B: No, it's not me...

Taxa: Yes, Anastasia called for a taxi

B: No Anastasia here...

Taxa: Yes, you, penthouse

B: NO, IT'S NOT ME!!!

5 min. senere...

Dørtlf. ringer....

B: Hello...

Sur malteser: Why do you keep calling my doorbell? Stop calling!!!

B: I can't call you, I'm in my apartment

Sur malteser: Then how can you call me, stop it.

B: It's not me, I can't ....

Sur malteser: What is wrong with this door, don't call me anymore!!!!

B: I CAN'T CALL YOU, I'M IN MY APARTMENT

Sur malteser: Then who is calling?

B: Probably the taxidriver

Sur malteser: Oh, the taxi is here...gotta go...goodbye

Hehe

Chaufføren var selvfølgelig kørt i mellem tiden.. :)